Pwned by Peas
Tis the season and I have a tale to tell. A social media tale in fact. There once was a place called Twitter-land. Within this strange and mysterious land there lived a princess named Susan. Now Susan was a very bright and cheerful princess. Not moody and sulky like many of the other princesses. One day our princess discovered something positively frightening-a hard area in her bosom. Not one to sulk or keep secrets from her fellow Twitterzens, Susan shared her ordeal with us. She even let us know that “Boobs on Ice” (Susan provides the boobs, birdseye the frozen peas) was a soothing solution to the discomfort caused by the growing tumor. Peas, peas and more peas so many peas began to turn up in Twitter-land on peoples avatars,err peavatars demonstrating their concern and love for their princess and friend.
Unfortunately Princess Susan is not alone in her battle against this ugly disease in Twitter-land. There is also at least one other princess and a prince sucking up their courage and battling this intruder with great dignity and poise(present pluperfect tense of peas?).
So in this busy bustling season I ask that you note these folks. Add them to your prayer list, warm thoughts list, contribute to charities that help find cures, most importantly show these friends that while they are fighting the hardest, they aren’t fighting alone.

